even i'm impressed

and, believe me, it's hard to impress me with stupid. i see a lot of it in my line of work.

i don't know what's worse, this:

According to a recent Vanity Fair article, the Wikileaks founder threatened to sue the The Guardian for—wait for it—publishing leaked documents from Wikileaks itself.

or this:

Bill O'Reilly waxes theological:

O'REILLY: I'll tell you why [religion's] not a scam, in my opinion: tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can't explain that.

SILVERMAN: Tide goes in, tide goes out?

O'REILLY: See, the water, the tide comes in and it goes out, Mr. Silverman. It always comes in, and always goes out. You can't explain that.

fucking magnets, man